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What it is like to be a younger sibling….

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*Crash* “Ummpffhh….” cried the sister when she was tackled down with a flying slipper, A FREAKING FLYING SLIPPER!!….like who does that? Young man, you should be grounded for the lifetime for committing this intense crime!!!! “Hehehe”, brother laughed hysterically at his sister’s state who was currently lying on the ground in the defeated position, her face tinted red with anger and embarrassment. Holding the same slipper in her hand she aimed at her brother and hit him squarely in the jaw, resulting in, “YOU……YOU WITCH!!!” from her lovely brother. Watching her brother’s every move seriously…. she started to back away, knowing her brother was planning to pounce on her and take air out of her lungs. Knowing the result she was left with just one option…..”DADDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!”

Lovely!….Right? So far, you must have concluded that I’m one of them. The One who gets to hold both the ends. The Younger Sibling. THE SISTER. The one who gets to use the “BRAHMASTAR”.

Elder siblings basically have the upperhand in every matter….. Especially in the matters like- Playing that latest videogame over which you’ve fasted for like… a meal? (because food is just not a four letter word…food is love… btw it’s also a four letter word..but..umm.. BRAIN: Stop it!! ME: Yeah…so where were we?) , Eating half of the maggi which you once made for yourself (may be thought to have some private time with the love of your life…but when there’s sibling…there exists no word like privacy…. ‘Privacy..hmm what’s that?’) and then they keep an eye in your plate… like what in the heaven…do you want huh????, Scaring the hell out of the person who was genuinely being sweet to you…may be you had some bad history with them…but the matter’s all clear now…and they just gang up on them as if it would make them school’s most feared personality….but you honestly know, how ‘dumb’ they are!!

Yeah….they may have an upperhand…. but we younger siblings are ‘tear producing machines’, and just ‘The Negotiation’ can save the elder siblings but if they don’t accept your terms and conditions….you can always scream…”DADDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY!!!” (Only if he’s at home, but then “MUMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!” can also work, but if they both are not at home, try to avoid the drama and lock yourself up in your bedroom… It’s easy as that!!)

Alright, Don’t get scared after reading this because they are not some ‘Monsters’ who will rupture your arteries or something…. They are your elder siblings…yeah they are dimwits and dumbicides but they are given responsibilities because they are responsible for every small act they take up… they are your guardians and lets just face it guys, you love them wholeheartedly!! They are more than just some bad guy..they are the protectors… they save us from parents’ wrath when we are done with some stupid deed.. they save us… yeah maybe on some condition.. but ‘They save us’…. My brother truly is my idol and I’m proud to be his younger sibling even if we want to take the brains out of each other’s skull at sometimes…..BUT I LOVE HIM NONETHELESS!!

Elder siblings must be seemed as the descendants of ‘Hitler’….but we can’t ignore the fact…that we see them as our superheroes who are just a call away from us….. They are ‘THE BLOOD OF MY BLOOD” (any GoT fans here?)….who would surely become the KungFu master and crack a jaw when needed!!!